After putting the matter off in fear of driving my phone into a nightmarish fit full of trembles and heat and the cannibalization of my data, tonight I finally upgraded the thing to Android Marshmallow. I am pleased to report that only one item fell victim to digital cannibals, and it is easily replaced.
In other news, I seem to be shifting into an entirely new sort of existential crisis! Fortunately it was part of the original plan and everything will eventually be fine as long I work very, very hard for the next several months.
I have also developed a bit of an addiction to that ridiculous game Neko Atsume. I should be writing.