Whalewolf, next installment of the Sharktopus franchise this July

Whalewolf is apparently a thing that is happening this July in the name of continuing the Sharktopus franchise on SyFy, which is different from the Sharknado franchise on SyFy.

This is a real thing that has an IMDB entry.

Sharktopus, apparently the hero this time, has to fight a mad scientist’s experiment, a mashup of wolf and killer whale DNA.  I cannot comprehend a reality in which that would not be awesome.


I need to throw a party for this movie or something.

Tim League? Alamo Drafthouse? Please?

Whalewolf is preceeded by the original Sharktopus, and most recently, Sharktopus vs Pteracuda.