Not-Hurricane Bill Failed to Raise Any Monsters From the Depths

I’m pretty sure we were promised by the media that the dread lord Cthulhu would be coming in last night riding atop not-a-hurricane Bill’s back, wearing a cowboy hat and making good use of a lasso to communicate his terrible… Continue Reading

Do you fear what I fear? A meditation on the holiday season

An unseasonal frozen hell approaches North America. Do you fear what I fear? To some people, the colder months mean a time of family and celebration, feasting and joy. Some of us, however, know the horrible truth. Winter is a… Continue Reading

What I read on Friday

Friday is here.  To celebrate I am including two anecdotes about my day. A coworker showed up with amazing chocolate cupcakes. This makes me self-conscious because I’m planning to get up early tomorrow to make chocolate cupcakes for my boyfriend’s… Continue Reading

What I read on Tuesday

Continuing the experiment of noting how I waste my time. Today’s reading includes edible unspeakable horrors, the secret eldritch ceremonies of those who control the internet, Apple CEO Tim Cook telling climate deniers to suck it, and a real magic ring… Continue Reading