Whalewolf is apparently a thing that is happening this July in the name of continuing the Sharktopus franchise on SyFy, which is different from the Sharknado franchise on SyFy.
This is a real thing that has an IMDB entry.
Sharktopus, apparently the hero this time, has to fight a mad scientist’s experiment, a mashup of wolf and killer whale DNA. I cannot comprehend a reality in which that would not be awesome.
I need to throw a party for this movie or something.
Tim League? Alamo Drafthouse? Please?