Today a Gizmodo writer insults the honor of the obscure but useful Google Voice, Jenny McCarthy gets smacked by Twitter, Facebook’s secret intentions to reproduce all of us digitally become more obvious, young women’s rights advocate Malala’s dad has something to say, people who hate science hate Cosmos, and the greatest video arcade game of all time is getting a reboot on Steam that looks to expression the true soul of the original Gauntlet. Oh, and there’s some SEO stuff too, but still no cupcakes. Here’s an angry cat!

Gizmodo: Why Google Killing Google Voice Would Be Fantastic
Slate: Jenny McCarthy Asks; the Internet Slam Dunks
Io9: Scientists Fail To Find A Link Between Saturated Fat And Heart Disease
TechCrunch: Facebook’s DeepFace Project Nears Human Accuracy In Identifying Faces
TEDtalks: Why is my daughter strong? I didn’t clip her wings: Ziauddin Yousafzai at TED2014
Kotaku: Arcade Classic Gauntlet Is Getting A Remake
Moz: Announcing Moz Local: Simultaneous Listing Management on All Major Aggregators for $49/Year
Mother Jones: Science Deniers Are Freaking Out About “Cosmos”
JeffAlytics: Why I will not “do SEO” for you